12 posts tagged “monkey”
I am probably the last human on earth to see this, but just in case you haven't, I present to you the most amazing thing since Whiplash the burrito-delivering rodeo monkey:
Monkey on a Goat on a Cup on a Tightrope!
You may now resume your normal activities. That is IF you can. =D
Nothing much is going on here, so I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you all to one of my office monkeys: Koko Joe.
He's been hanging out with me for a little over a year. Of course, a monkey this fine can only be obtained via the eBay worldwide marketplace. He is hand-crocheted by parties unknown of 100% acrylic. He is stuffed with an mysterious puffy stuff, prolly also acrylic. He is pantless but he does sport a fetching fez and bolero ensemble. Joe is sans tail. He's no square ape. He's the coolest little monkey in town and takes his name from this song written by the late Congressman Salvatore Bono and performed here by Mr. Ben Vaughn.
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And now, for your further enjoyment, a photo essay that I like to call "The Many Moods of Koko Joe."
Until next time!
~ Ian Hunter, "Sea Diver"
Currently there is an epic battle of conflicted feelings about this image raging inside my head.
I lack the skillz to embed this but here's the link to Three Brain's "Monkey Salad."
Enjoy!
Somehow, I let a monkey cover slip in yesterday (The Specials covering Toots & The Maytals' "Monkey Man"), so what the hell, here's Elvis doing another version of "Monkey to Man" and here are a couple of covers of "Shock the Monkey."
Speaking of loose monkeys, does anyone out there have a copy of "Green Monkeys" from Graham Parker's 1990 release Human Soul? I am ashamed that this is a piece of Parkerana that I do not have. And because such a person would be like a GOD to me. ( hint, hint )
Pop Goes the Weasel... twice.
Phillip Glass and
Noelle & John
The Traveling Wilburys: Tweeter and the Monkey Man
The Rolling Stones: Monkey Man
Rufus Thomas: Can Your Monkey Do The Dog?
Bush: Monkey
Johnny Paycheck: Don't Monkey With Another Man's Monkey
T. Graham Brown: Monkey
Poets & Pornstars: Monkey
Monkey See, Monkey Do
Ellis: Monkey
Cecelia Noel and the Wild Clams: Monkey
The Helper Monkeys: Monkey
Lord Messam & His Calypsonians: Monkey
Toots & the Maytals: Monkey Man
Tom Hynes: Monkey Love
The Dandy Warhols: Welcome to the Monkey House
The Screws: Monkey Doin' Woman
Toots & The Maytals: Monkey Girl
King Monkey: King Monkey Rap
Boss Hog: Monkey
Dr. John: Monkey
Soulacious: Monkey
Vickie von Eps: Monkey
Thirteen Monkeys is all I can muster tonight.
Well, actually it's eleven monkeys and some apes.
- Gareth Could Catch a Monkey
- Dance Like a Monkey
- Fable Of The Brown Ape 2
- (You Must Fight To Live) On The Planet Of The Apes
- Moonbeam Monkey
- Let's Howl Like Night-Monkeys!
- What Monkeys Wear
- My Monkey Made A Man Out Of Me
- Guarded By Monkeys
- Monkey To Man
- Shock The Monkey
- Monkey Gone To Heaven
- Donovan's Monkey
I found a great little article at MentalFloss today regarding people and their lame attempts at passwords. Here are the top 10 passwords, each lamer than the next. I am especially interested in #6.
10. [The user’s first name.]
9. blink182.
8. password1.
7. myspace1.
6. monkey. (1.33% of all passwords are “monkey")
5. letmein.
4. abc123
3. qwerty
2. 123456
1. password
Video: Show us a great music video.
James Kochalka Superstar's Monkey VS Robot
